God and dentists
I was at the dentist’s office earlier today for an appointment and it turns out that I might need to get two of my wisdom teeth removed. The conversation then went something like this:
Dentist: “It’s okay though, 95% of people have their wisdom teeth taken out.”
Me: “That many? Why so many?”
Dentist: “Because we have 32 adult teeth but God only gave us enough room in the mouth for 28.”
Me: “God can’t count very well, huh?”
Well, actually, that last bit was something I thought, but decided against saying. It’s not good to piss off a man who’s holding a sharp metal spike in your mouth.
