A pint of Haagen Daaz, a Midol, and zombies
I’m watching the Oxygen channel right now. I never thought I would’ve said that, but … they’re showing Resident Evil: Apocalypse on it right now. Talk about a weird programming choice. When one thinks of the Oxygen channel, one usually thinks of programming such as the Tyra Banks Show and a wide variety of crappy chick flicks. Not necessarily zombie horror action fests. But I guess it makes some sense; after all, in the Resident Evil movies, the main heroes are women. I guess it is empowering, in a sense. And frankly, I rather like action movie heroines. Especially when they’re wearing capes.
Oh yeah, and just in case zombies ever do attack, remember, shotguns are the best anti-zombie weapons.
