Merry Chrifsmas to all

My family and I are going to New York City for Chrifsmas, so don’t expect any updates on this blog for a few days. Hopefully it’ll be fun, but I fear that the road traffic during the holiday season will make our traveling atrocious. As for how one celebrates Chrifsmas, well, we’re going to eat spaghetti with meatballs on the evening of the 25th, of course!

Seriously, the tradition of Chrifsmas needs to spread. It’s the holiday for the rest of us, like Festivus, but snarkier. And instead of a Christmas tree, you have a Chrifsmas cactus. Much easier to take care of.

One Response to “Merry Chrifsmas to all”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Your link to wikipedia doesn’t work. You put the http:// part twice.