Because making fun of emos is fun

Q: What’s a suicidal teen’s favorite vehicle?

A: An emo moped.

Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all decade.

2 Responses to “Because making fun of emos is fun”

  1. arensb Says:

    After the seedless grape, I’m told scientists are working on an emo grapefruit, one that cuts itself.

  2. Cyde Weys Says:

    Q: Why do most emos have unshaven legs?
    A: The ones smart enough to use a razor blade aren’t with us anymore.

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