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	<title>Cyde Weys Musings &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>We humans are quite full of ourselves</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/10/15/self-obsessing-humans/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/10/15/self-obsessing-humans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is one of the conceits of our race that we are quite full of our own intelligence. Hopefully, one day we&#8217;ll run across a vastly more intelligent species and be put in our collective place. But until then, we&#8217;ll keep on calling our own intelligence the best thing since sliced bread &#8212; something, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random sacrilegious thought of the day</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/10/14/watchtower/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mormon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Playing &#8220;Clue&#8221; with a group of Mormons is no fun. The answer is always Jehovah in the watchtower with the nine-inch nail.]]></description>
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		<title>Abandoned blog post ideas, pt. 1</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/07/24/abandoned-blog-post-ideas-pt-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/07/24/abandoned-blog-post-ideas-pt-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Meta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad ideas]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[screwdriver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sierpinski]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/?p=874</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have fifty drafts sucking all the air out of my WordPress dashboard at the moment. Very few of them are ever likely to be developed into fully fledged blog posts, but I would feel kind of bad just deleting them outright. So I&#8217;m taking a bunch of the ideas and combining them into a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>The best Nerf war I have ever seen</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/06/17/nerf-office-war/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/06/17/nerf-office-war/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nerf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YouTube]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so usually I don&#8217;t ever do posts that consist solely of an embedded YouTube video, but this one you have to see. Check below the fold. Absolutely amazing, isn&#8217;t it? God, I wish that office was my office.]]></description>
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		<title>I KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM WITH C++</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/03/04/i-know-how-to-program-with-c/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/03/04/i-know-how-to-program-with-c/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Maryland]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Africa]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[living with foreigners]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thankfully, I no longer live in the rundown rented house that I called my home during my senior year at University of Maryland, College Park. That means no more housemates setting their socks on fire in the microwave (no, really). It also means no more contact with my former West African roommate who believes that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jimmy Wales tangles with the wrong woman</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/03/03/jimmy-wales-rachel-marsden/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/03/03/jimmy-wales-rachel-marsden/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t been following the ongoing breakup saga between Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales and Rachel &#8220;Canada&#8217;s Ann Coulter&#8221; Marsden, then you&#8217;re really missing out on a lot of drama. The Sydney Morning Herald article does a good job of explaining what&#8217;s going on, though it does kind of miss the conflict of interest angle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Garfield does have its moments of brilliance</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/03/01/garfield-does-have-its-moments-of-brilliance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/03/01/garfield-does-have-its-moments-of-brilliance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 20:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/03/01/garfield-does-have-its-moments-of-brilliance/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The comic Garfield has taken a lot of grief on the web in the past few days, most of it deserved. The comic has been around since the 1970s and it really just isn&#8217;t that funny. For instance, Garfield Without Garfield makes the strip much funnier by removing Garfield entirely. The resultant strips show Jon [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Rick&#8217;Bowled</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/29/rickbowled/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/29/rickbowled/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I played a few games at the bowling alley earlier tonight with my coworkers. They were playing some great music &#8212; Time by Pink Floyd, Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf, even some Jimi Hendrix. Then everyone at the bowling alley got Rick&#8217;Rolled. I heard the opening bars of the song, wondering why it was so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You can&#8217;t rest in my Jesus, it&#8217;s full</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/26/you-cant-rest-in-my-jesus-its-full/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/26/you-cant-rest-in-my-jesus-its-full/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/26/you-cant-rest-in-my-jesus-its-full/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was talking with a friend recently and she brought up the concept of resting in Jesus, which has something to do with easing your troubles by taking comfort in knowing that Jesus will take care of them for you. It&#8217;s a perfectly vacuous concept, of course, except I had never heard it called by [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Internet sucks because idiots are legion and vocal</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/25/the-internet-sucks-because-idiots-are-legion-and-vocal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/25/the-internet-sucks-because-idiots-are-legion-and-vocal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/25/the-internet-sucks-because-idiots-are-legion-and-vocal/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been pondering for awhile now why the Internet sucks so much. Sure, it has its good points (like free knowledge), but it also has the largest collection of idiots ever assembled in one place, virtual or not. All you have to do to verify this for yourself is to spend a few minutes browsing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Because making fun of emos is fun</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/22/because-making-fun-of-emos-is-fun/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/22/because-making-fun-of-emos-is-fun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What&#8217;s a suicidal teen&#8217;s favorite vehicle? A: An emo moped. Thank you, thank you, I&#8217;ll be here all decade.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>I work for a great company</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/12/i-work-for-a-great-company/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/12/i-work-for-a-great-company/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/12/i-work-for-a-great-company/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I work for a great company. How do I know? This email just went out to everyone in the office: Hi everyone, Nate and Andre have requested fifteen (15) pieces of Popeyes fried chicken each for Thursday, so they can have their long-awaited showdown (what I like to refer to as the St. Valentine’s Day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You got your zombie in my Pride and Prejudice!</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/11/you-got-your-zombie-in-my-pride-and-prejudice/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/11/you-got-your-zombie-in-my-pride-and-prejudice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/11/you-got-your-zombie-in-my-pride-and-prejudice/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This has to be the best contest ever: Take a paragraph from a book and add a zombie. Think about how that might work for a few seconds, then read an example of how it works with a Jane Austen novel. Pure awesome. I cannot believe nobody&#8217;s ever done this before. I shan&#8217;t be entering [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AA-12: The anti-zombie overkill shotgun</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/06/aa-12-the-anti-zombie-overkill-shotgun/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/02/06/aa-12-the-anti-zombie-overkill-shotgun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regular readers of Cyde Weys Musings may recall that I have a mind-consuming fascination with zombies. Although I haven&#8217;t written about zombies in a little while, I assure you, they are no less of a frequent topic in my internal musings. So naturally, when I saw this clip from the television show Future Weapons talking [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Homeopathic laundry detergent?!</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/01/20/homeopathic-laundry-detergent/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/01/20/homeopathic-laundry-detergent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 00:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/01/20/homeopathic-laundry-detergent/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Are there no depths to which snake oil salesmen won&#8217;t sink to in marketing useless, fraudulent products to the American public? Bountiful Crystals is a cutting-edge revolution in laundry detergent science. Now, with one bottle of our product, you&#8217;ll never need to buy laundry detergent ever again! Here&#8217;s how it works. Bountiful Crystals is a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>How not to survive the coming zombie apocalypse</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/01/15/how-not-to-survive-the-coming-zombie-apocalypse/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/01/15/how-not-to-survive-the-coming-zombie-apocalypse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 23:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been thinking about zombies a lot recently, and I&#8217;ve come to another revelation that I feel that I must share to help others survive the coming zombie apocalypse. Remember, helping others to survive the zombie apocalypse is in your own best interests, because each of your fellow citizens that does survive makes one less [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Revisiting one of my terrible first attempts at writing science fiction</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/01/09/attempted-scifi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/01/09/attempted-scifi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a digital pack rat. I have everything I&#8217;ve ever written on a computer squirreled away on my current computer, including over a dozen years of homework assignments. It&#8217;s not too hard to do. Each time I&#8217;ve upgraded computers, I&#8217;ve simply copied the Documents folder on the old computer into the new Documents folder on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zombies are coming</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/01/09/zombies-are-coming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve discovered this excellent blog called Zombies Are Coming (which is now on my blogroll). It&#8217;s written on the subject of, what else, the coming zombie apocalypse (a subject that fascinates me as well). But these people take the whole concept very seriously, almost to a worrying degree. That&#8217;s why the site is such a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My mind-consuming fascination with zombies</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2008/01/07/my-mind-consuming-fascination-with-zombies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m fascinated with zombies. I cannot explain why. I&#8217;m not a horror film buff at all (and indeed, I haven&#8217;t even seen the vast majority of zombie flicks ever committed to film). Yet thoughts of zombies constantly flit through my mind. It&#8217;s not an exaggeration to say that I frequently think of how to survive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wherein a fortune cookie instructs me to do the logically impossible</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2007/12/31/illogical-fortune-cookie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this logically impossible fortune cookie fortune I got from a Chinese restaurant last night: Tomorrow, plan to be spontaneous. I suppose they would also want me to achieve world peace through force, or fail to fail at everything, or list the members of the set containing exactly the sets that are not members [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Observing the natural life cycle of umbrellas</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2007/12/26/observing-the-natural-life-cycle-of-umbrellas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 03:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We returned yesterday from our Chrifsmas vacation to New York City, and on our trip, I observed the full natural life cycle of the Street Vendor Umbrella in a single day. I&#8217;ve never seen it in such a compressed form before. Here&#8217;s how it went. Early in the day, the weather forecasts predicted high winds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eating gingerbread men out of house and home</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2007/12/17/eating-gingerbread-men-out-of-house-and-home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there I was, just a little bit more than halfway through eating one of the sections of gingerbread house roof, and I knew I could not continue. It&#8217;s not that my stomach was full; far from it. It was much worse than that. A gingerbread house eating competition had seemed like a good idea. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Assembly rules for constructing funny phrases</title>
		<link>http://www.cydeweys.com/blog/2007/11/14/assembly-rules-for-constructing-funny-phrases/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cyde Weys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I happened to get in a discussion with a friend today about why some made-up phrases are inherently funnier than others. Pick a few random words, throw &#8216;em together, and regardless of whether they make sense together or not, the result is most likely not going to be a funny phrase. There&#8217;s an obviously an [...]]]></description>
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